January 2009
132 posts
DON'T DRINK YOUR CALORIES
nutritionista:
Kaytee says:
Everytime I see someone with a vitamin water, jamba juice or a “cranberry juice cocktail,” I cry a little on the inside.
Me too, girl, me too. Let’s list the reasons why people drink crap vitamin water or enhanced juice or power liquid or WHATEVER:
It has vitamins!
Okay, your vitamins and nutrients should come from FOOD, not beverages. You know what else has...
I'm a little weirded out...
aliexplainsitall:
by this story of the octuplets.
Ok, so let me get this straight. She’s a single mother with six kids of her own and she lives with her parents and she’s just had eight more kids? (guess i’m not doing half bad for myself?!? I kid, I kid.)
So I was reading some articles and they posted pics of the house they live in and it’s not enormous… I mean for a family of 14 kids and...
marseeah:
My most recent favorite pandora station is starting to bore me. Anyone want to share theirs with me? marseeah (at) gmail….
meat loaf radio. I’m telling you, people…it’s all kinds of amazingness.
blocksonblox:
At times, it is very difficult to be a lady.
But I am a lady nonetheless, and so I will remain graceful even when I do not want to.
also, right now i NEED a lg. diet coke from mcd's
invoices-i hate you.
strong word? yes.
Top Chef’s Jeff: The Show Used Me As a ‘Sex... →
lizlemon:
derbygirl:
Really, Jeff? Really? ‘Cause I didn’t get that at all … sour grapes, I say.
Suuure, Jeff. And btw… calling out Tom? Nu-uh. Not cool.
ugh, i am exhausted tonight
i think my life is catching up with me…can’t wait for a weekend of nothingness (well, minus that whole sunday football game thing)
oh to think, in just 3 short weeks...
i will be boarding the southwest chief train headed towards hometown with a bag of smuggled wine/gin for the 5 hour trip just to be greeted by the pops who will then transport the bf and myself 80 miles south with a cooler of cold coor’s light to keep us hydrated in the car van (ughh). At precisely 9:37pm, we will pull into best-restaurant-ever, Murrays, for some calamari/cheese bread/tuna...
Cooking Lessons From Friends:
whatthehale:
don’t cook scrambled (or otherwise) eggs on “high” heat
don’t pre-make (or use condiments on pre-made) sandwiches
there probably doesn’t need to be scrambled eggs in quesadillas
seriously boil the water before putting things into it (not just sort of)
everything on cacki’s blog (mind bottling)
don’t make “pizza bake” … period.
I’ll work on continuing your...
this is turning out to be a pretty phenomenal...
just took a long bath with one of my lush bath bombs, found out the boyfriend is going to leave class early to come home and hang out (he is normally in class 4 night a week until 9:30), AND my cousin just scored 3 FREE nights in vegas through a friend so we get to go and have a girls’ weekend to visit the other cousin in march. WOOHOOOOOO
now, i am going to go pour a glass of glenlivet.
email from KAP
you…
were a fucking adorable child lol….via blog stalk over here. What the H happened? JK! I was bald til I was 3 too…must just mean you are going to turn into an incredibly, well rounded, hot, blonde. Done and Done (Cacki and Kara). Thats all.
what we'll be sippin' on in 3 weeks! →
(via heidelweiss)
I am so jealous, you have no idea. No worries though-leading up to your trip, I will make sure to post pictures of ours to get you even more excited!!
all i want to do today is tumbl and post lots and...
and all i have been doing is working.
life is not fair.
oh my lord i love alton brown.
in about an hour, greatness will happen
one of my bestest friends will be here to eat this and this, play donkey kong country, drink wine (me)/g&t (her), and gossip. perfect tuesday night.
scotch, scotch, scotch
This little sugar plum is from my hometown. I have...
allthingsalishan:
Molly
Age: 24 Occupation: Department Store Buyer Hometown: Grand Rapids, MI Currently Resides in: Milwaukee, WI
She was in my graduating class at IU, in another sorority, and definitely my favorite too!!
oh.
me: what time are you coming over for dinner?
kk: (roomate) locked herself out of the house so I need to be there to let her in, but I'm not sure what time.
me: Could you hide-a-key somewhere??
kk: Well a hide a key is kind of why she got locked out in the first place.... her friend Peter was staying with us, and he is leaving today but after we both left for work so she gave him her key and just told him to leave it outside for her. I did not approve of this and told him to put it through the mail slot and now (roomate) is locked out.
kk: So, no I can't really just leave a key
next email
kk: But seriously, I am NOT a fan of the hide a key. Why not just invite a murderer/rapist/serial killer into your house for dinner?
so spot on.
SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21) Good-natured optimist. Doesn’t want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn’t like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn’t like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or...
I too would be "laughing all the way to the bank." →
whatthehale:
WOW-EEE, Snuggie …
With 4 million of the blankets already shipped or on order, or just under $40 million in retail sales, Scott Boilen, president of Allstar Marketing Group, Hawthorne, N.Y., is laughing all the way to the bank. The company behind the Snuggie is moving the blankets out the door as fast as it can get Chinese suppliers to crank them out.
what about the snuggie makes...
$!L@>%SL#@
I want to go on a really long rant about how much I hate work right now and how ridiculous it is that I am the one that is still here.
But, I will refrain.
Should You Buy a Kindle? →
this is a pretty thorough article about the pros/cons of the kindle. I have been going back and forth for about 4 months on whether to buy this little machine. I know that a lot of people argue that they would never purchase this because it would negate the whole essence of reading a book. However, for myself at least, I think it would enhance my reading experience in that I be exposed to many...
dear downstairs deli:
please do not ever put blue cheese on my salad again-especially when you do not advertise on the menu that this will be done I really really really do not like it and now my lunch tastes funny.
thank you.
Southwest triggers sales on late-winter fares →
who is ready for a vacation??
i hate making mistakes at work that just make me...
i absolutely love priceline
and bidding for a room…oh the anticipation of seeing if your price is accepted and where you are placed!!
Don’t dream too far
Don’t lose sight of who you are
Don’t...
– Wicked
Was it an accident I saw that? Or is it just that the world unwraps itself to...
– Wicked (via allow)
Who can say if I’ve been changed for the better? But, because I knew you, I have...
– — Wicked. (via seasonschild) (via marjchun)
“and now whatever way our stories end, I know you have re-written mine by being my friend.”
(via shiningstar)
auto reblog for anything wicked today.
Now that I am addicted to tumblr, I am getting v. over facebook. I have a feeling I am not the first (2nd, 3rd, 4th…) one with this sentiment.
I just ordered Lucy’s DNA test. Time to find out who her...
– Cousin, in regards to her dog that she rescued from a shelter.
The Complete Life's Little Instuction Book.
Take somone bowling.
Strive for excellence, not perfection.
Pray not for things, but for wisdom and courage.
Be tough minded but tenderhearted.
Use seat belts.
Be punctual and insist on it in others.
Avoid negative people.
Be original.
Be neat.
Give people a second chance, but not a third
(via unicornology)
Sarah Palin Seeks $11 Million Book Advance →
seriously?!? you were never THAT interesting.
life lesson #1 and #2
wash your face every night and don’t forget to take off your jewelry and put it in the jewelry box.
phone call with the mother this morning
mama: sorry i was such a downer and we only had life lesson talks last night-i feel like a horrible mother
mama: i promise to only get drunk the rest of the weekend
me: yes, thank you for that. you made me feel like i need to see a therapist everyday for a month. and to think that i THOUGHT i was a normal, happy person.
however, i do love her and her intentions.